101 Kesyon ... Konsomatè, Politik, komik ak Starbuck

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  1. Poukisa Starbuck pa fè ba chokola? (12 ane fin vye granmoun lide pitit fi mwen an!)
  2. Poukisa ou bezwen yon maksimòm de 15 atik pou Express Lane a? Poukisa nou pa yon minimòm de 1 kabwa plen? Mwen se nèg la ki depanse tout lajan an!
  3. Poukisa sòs salad nan yon sak ale move konsa byen vit?
  4. Poukisa li oke pou yon bank chaje yon moun ki pòv $ 30 pou yon chèk rebondi nan $ 1 men yo pa pral ba yo yon kat kredi enterè ki wo?
  5. Poukisa yon bank ka pran lajan mwen an imedyatman pou yon chèk mwen ekri men yo mete yon 5 jou kenbe sou yon chèk mwen depoze?
  6. Si mwen ka jwenn yon kat SD 2Gb, ki jan fè ou pa ka mete 500 nan sa yo ansanm ak ban m 'yon kat 1Tb olye pou yo yon kondwi difisil ak pati k ap deplase ki echwe?
  7. Si endistri a mizik se pa visye, Lè sa a, ki jan fè yo depanse tòn lajan sou bèso, bling, doubs, gri, elatriye?
  8. Si mwen ka koute yon CD, sa pa vle di ke mwen ap toujou kapab anrejistre li?
  9. Poukisa makèt yo debake tout bagay nan etajè yo ak Lè sa a, gen pake tout bagay tounen nan sache? Èske pa gen yon fason pi efikas?
  10. Poukisa pèn lanmò anjeneral se yon prizon pou tout lavi, e prizon pou tout lavi se reyèlman 20 ane?
  11. Poukisa tout moun di "Separasyon Legliz ak Eta" lè li pa nan Konstitisyon an oswa Deklarasyon Endepandans lan?
  12. Poukisa mwen peye frè pou lekòl piblik pitit mwen yo? Mwen te panse nou peye taks pou sa.
  13. Poukisa li oke pou gouvènman an eseye chanje lwa sou vi prive nan defans libète?
  14. Poukisa gen 2 gwo pati sèlman Ozetazini?
  15. Poukisa swen sante pa pi bon mache pou moun ki pa itilize li?
  16. Poukisa ekip biznis fanm yo pi bon mache pase kostim gason an?
  17. Poukisa nou koute konsiltan nou pa konnen men pafwa pa pwòp kliyan nou yo oswa anplwaye yo lè yo di menm bagay la?
  18. Ki jan fè politisyen yo gen dwa ekri pwòp règleman yo sou sa ki bon oswa sa ki mal?
  19. Ki jan fè politisyen pran retrèt yo anvan jan nan militè a kapab?
  20. Ki jan fè nou pa jwenn yo vote sou ogmantasyon pou politisyen?
  21. Si pitit mwen yo gen pou yo pran SAT pou yo rantre nan kolèj, ki jan fè politisyen yo pa gen pou yo fè tès pou antre nan biwo a?
  22. Poukisa dlo a mwen soti nan tiyo a chanje koulè lavabo mwen, twalèt ak basen?
  23. Poukisa moun panse machin vèt yo se repons lan, lè yo ploge yo nan sipò ak pouvwa ki te pwodwi nan chabon ak enèji nikleyè?
  24. Poukisa li oke pou gen lwil oliv nan lakou tout moun nan Texas, men se pa nan Alaska kote pèsonn pa rete?
  25. Poukisa nou gen cherif, lapolis leta ak polis vil tout an menm kote a?
  26. Si sa a se yon peyi gratis, poukisa yo pa gen dwa fè dwòg?
  27. Poukisa se jwèt aza ilegal sof si li nan lotri gouvènman an kouri?
  28. Poukisa fwi pi chè pase bato pòmdetè? Heck, li ap grandi sou pye bwa!
  29. Poukisa preskripsyon legal ak dwòg ilegal? Preskripsyon yo dwòg.
  30. Poukisa Etazini pa ka chanje nan sistèm metrik la? Li pi fasil pou divize ak miltipliye pa dizèn!
  31. Ki jan Bib la pa sou lis New York Times pi bon vandè a?
  32. Poukisa pifò mizik kretyen souse?
  33. Poukisa sirèt ak pòpkòn tèlman chè nan yon Teyat? Mwen ta ale pi souvan si li pa te ... e pwobableman depanse plis lajan.
  34. Poukisa magazen gen anpil liy kesye lè pifò nan yo fèmen?
  35. Poukisa ou espere moun yo peye pou bagay sa yo si ou pral bay li gratis anvan? Wap antrene mwen mal!
  36. Poukisa se pa Puerto Rico yon eta men Alaska ak Hawaii yo ye?
  37. Poukisa fòs nou yo dwe swiv règleman yo ak teroris yo pa fè sa?
  38. Poukisa timoun mwen yo gen anpil tan nan lekòl la?
  39. Poukisa anpil evènman lekòl pwograme pandan travay la?
  40. Poukisa yo pa inyon sivil masisi oke?
  41. Poukisa tout moun sanble sezi lè mwen di yo mwen gen tout gad timoun mwen yo?
  42. Poukisa mwen oblije gen diferan asirans pou je, kò ak dan? Se pa tout medikal?
  43. Poukisa pwopriyetè kay yo pran enterè yo sou taks yo men lokatè yo pa ka retire lwaye yo? Èske lwaye pa ede ekonomi an tou?
  44. Kòman politisyen yo rich konsa?
  45. Poukisa Al Gore pran yon avyon prive nan angajman pale l 'sou rechofman atmosfè a?
  46. Si nou nan lagè, ki jan endistri petwòl la ka kontinye jwenn pwofi dosye? Se pa pri gouging?
  47. Ki jan fè nou pa ka sispann Spam?
  48. Ki moun ki voye Spam sa a kote ou pa ka fè sans nan nenpòt nan mo sa yo? Poukisa yo voye li?
  49. Poukisa nou kenbe militè a tankou yon estanda ki wo lè pi fò nan militè yo se jan ki pa kapab peye pou yo ale nan kolèj oswa ki te soti nan yon edikasyon defye?
  50. Poukisa yo pa ka revoke politisyen yo?
  51. Ki jan Indiana chanje zòn tan epi li toujou gen kèk konte nan lòt moun?
  52. Poukisa nou pa rantre bibliyotèk piblik yo ak bibliyotèk lekòl segondè yo epi ekonomize yon pakèt lajan?
  53. Kouman pou kriminèl kolye blan jwenn li fasil lè yo vòlè plis pase kriminèl komen?
  54. Se pa jwèt aza mache bousye a?
  55. Poukisa mwen oblije ale nan yon bar pou mwen jwenn yon dat? Èske pa gen okenn fanm sèl pann soti nan Borders?
  56. Poukisa Starbuck ak Borders pa gen medam lannwit?
  57. Poukisa pa gen plis sèvis pòt an pòt? (egzanp: netwayaj)
  58. Poukisa nou pa entèdi bagaj nan avyon?
  59. Poukisa lidè relijye yo pa kanpe plis lè disip yo pale mal sou Bondye?
  60. Poukisa Lafrans gen plis izin nikleyè pase Etazini?
  61. Poukisa nou pa ka bato dechè nikleyè soti nan espas?
  62. Poukisa chanv ilegal? Li grandi pi vit pase pyebwa, se pi fò, epi se pa yon dwòg.
  63. Poukisa Tommy Chong te ale nan prizon pou ekipman dwòg, men Rush Limbaugh toujou nan radyo apre li fin fè dwòg ilegalman?
  64. Ki jan bagay yo tèlman chè nan yon magazen konvenyans? Li ta pi pratik si mwen pa peye anpil.
  65. Poukisa nou rele sou pri a nan gaz, men nou peye $ 3.50 pou yon Grande Mocha nan Starbuck. (Mmmmmm.)
  66. Poukisa yo pa machin chèz sèl yo? Mwen sèlman wè yon sèl moun nan chak machin sou wout la nan travay.
  67. Poukisa jounalis televizyon yo bon konsa?
  68. Poukisa obezite se yon kondisyon medikal sèlman Ozetazini?
  69. Poukisa ou ka gwosè super pou yon santim siplemantè 49, men ou pa ka mwatye-gwosè ak ekonomize 49 santim?
  70. Si egzèsis bon pou ou, ki jan fè pa gen okenn fason pou mwen mache oswa monte bisiklèt mwen nan travay?
  71. Poukisa ou oblije vote pou yon moun, men li pa ka vote kont yon moun?
  72. Poukisa li difisil anpil pou nou konte vòt yo?
  73. Poukisa mwen pa ka jwenn yon Grande Mocha nan fim sa yo?
  74. Poukisa nou peye atansyon anplis sou sa aktè yo di lè tout sa yo fè se pretann pou yo viv?
  75. Poukisa mwen ta dwe li yon atik ekri pa yon nèg ki gen yon jounalis degre pale sou teknoloji olye pou li blog la nan nèg la k ap viv li sou teknoloji?
  76. Kouman nèg la ki reveye byen bonè epi mande m 'pou yon dola chak jou sou wout mwen nan travay pa ka jwenn yon travay?
  77. Poukisa ba pa bay sèvis taksi pou jan ki bwè twòp?
  78. Ki jan fè nou pa ka ordonne kle yo sou yon klavye pou pi vit efikasite sezisman?
  79. Si pousyè touye òdinatè w lan, ki jan fè pa gen filtè pou chanje?
  80. Poukisa yon sistèm opere pi bon mache pase yon pwogram biwo?
  81. Ki jan fè yo pa te bati yon enprimant ak yon bati-an kondwi difisil ak routeur?
  82. Poukisa yo pa envante DVD yo kouri segondè-definisyon?
  83. Poukisa timoun mwen yo pa ka priye byen fò nan lekòl la lè libète relijyon se yon dwa konstitisyonèl?
  84. Poukisa moun pa ka konprann ke pi ba taks pote plis revni taks?
  85. Poukisa kèk konpayi avyon pa ka jis gen avyon ki pran an lè tout chèz yo plen olye pou yo nan yon orè?
  86. Poukisa pri a nan tikè avyon vin pi chè kòm li vin pi pre lè a nan depa? Poukisa nou pa pi bon mache?
  87. Kouman pou mwen ka enskri pou peman bòdwo sou entènèt ak pifò kote, men mwen pa ka anile li sou entènèt?
  88. Poukisa yo pa konpayi asirans telefòn selilè prim ou pou kantite tan ou te kliyan yo?
  89. Poukisa klavye ak sourit san fil mwen yo pa rechargeable?
  90. Poukisa tout moun oblije gen asirans machin? Poukisa mwen pa ka jis gen yon fon asirans?
  91. Kouman vini chak fwa mwen pral vitès limit la, tout lòt moun ap vitès ... men chak fwa mwen vitès, mwen jwenn rale sou?
  92. Poukisa konpayi yo pa ofri pwòp anplwaye yo kredi ak prè?
  93. Ki jan fè yon anpil nan gradye nan kolèj pa janm travay nan jaden an yo kenbe yon degre nan?
  94. Kouman pou moun pa ka jwenn yon degre pou 'tan sèvi' nan yon travay oswa endistri?
  95. Poukisa PETA mete anpil bèt nan dòmi?
  96. Ki jan fè moun batay yon estad foutbòl men se pa yon mize?
  97. Ki jan fè patwon move ak woulman segondè pa jwenn revoke ak moun yo nan bwat jwenn yon ekskiz?
  98. Ki jan fè lè konpayi yo vin pi gwo, yo vin pi dousman?
  99. Kouman vini kòm entènèt la ap grandi, mwen gen yo aprann plis lang ak teknoloji olye pou yo mwens?
  100. Kouman vini Yahoo !, Google, Microsoft, mons, Enformatik, oswa Careerbuilder pa ofri m '$ 1 milyon dola pou Payraise kalkilatris ankò?
  101. [Mete kesyon ou la a]

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7 Kòmantè

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    Good list – you raise some excellent questions. Would you mind if we borrowed a couple of them for some exercises on Your Cre8tivity?

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    14. Why are there only 2 major parties in the United States?

    We have them because we have winner take all elections. Europeans have a radically different system for their elections, which favor many parties and governing coalitions.

    28. Why is fruit more expensive than potato chips? Heck, it grows on trees!

    Much of the cost of fresh fruit is due to spoilage. Potatoes grow in the ground and are very cheap.

    36. Why isnâ??t Puerto Rico a state but Alaska and Hawaii are?

    The people of Puerto Rico vote not to become a State.

    37. Why do our forces have to follow the rules and terrorists donâ??t?

    They are called terrorist precisely because they donâ??t follow the rules of land warfare.

    43. Why do homeowners get to take their interest off their taxes but renters canâ??t take their rent off? Doesnâ??t rent help the economy, too?

    There is a renterâ??s deduction.

    45. Why does Al Gore take a private jet to his speaking engagements on global warming?

    Mostly it is due to Al Gore being a wealthy elitist hypocrite.

    49 Why do we hold the military to such a high standard when most of the military are folks who canâ??t afford to go to college or have come from a challenged upbringing?

    Most military personnel come from middle class backgrounds.

    53 How come white-collar criminals get it easy when they steal more than common criminals?

    When this is the case it is probably due to the fact that A. They have better lawyers, and B. didnâ??t put a gun in anyoneâ??s face to get what they wanted.

    63. Why did Tommy Chong go to jail for drug paraphernalia, but Rush Limbaugh is still on the radio after doing drugs illegally?

    Tommy got busted in Utah. Utah is a very strict state. For what it is worth, Salt Lake is probably the last big city in America where people donâ??t lock their doors at night.

    66. Why arenâ??t their single seat cars? I only see one person in every car on the way to work.

    Single seat cars are called motorcycles.

    70. If exercise is good for you, how come thereâ??s no way for me to walk or ride my bike to work?

    I ride my bike to work every day. If it is that important to you to walk or ride you bike to work, then either find a job closer to home or move closer to your place of employment. It isnâ??t the responsibility of everyone else in the world to build sidewalks and bike paths around your convenience.

    77. Why donâ??t bars provide taxi services for folks who drink too much?

    Many in fact will pay for a cab for inebriated customers, due to legal liability issues.

    83. Why canâ??t my kids pray out loud at school when freedom of religion is a constitutional right?

    As I understand the law, your kids are free to pray at school. It is however illegal for a teacher to join in or encourage them to do so.

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    11. Why does everyone say â??Separation of Church and Stateâ? when itâ??s not in the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence?

    This is the standard line used by the ACLU, and the liberal media has no motivation to challenge it.

    19. How come politicians retire before folks in the military can?

    Military folks can retire as early as their 37th birthday.

    20. How come we donâ??t get to vote on raises for politicians?

    We have a Republic in which rules and laws are made by elected officials, rather than a direct democracy, in which rules and laws are made by the direct whim of the people.

    22. Why does the water I get out of the tap discolor my sinks, toilets and bathtubs?

    You and I live in Indianapolis, our groundwater contains large quantities of limestone, which leave the stain.

    34. Why do stores have so many checkout lines when most of them are closed?

    They use the extra lanes at Christmas time when stores are packed with shoppers.

    38. Why do my kids have so much time off of school?

    So the boys can help their pa with the farm chores.

    40. Why arenâ??t gay civil unions okay?

    Why arenâ??t straight civil unions ok? Can I have a civil union with my hamster; I think he should be covered by my health plan. What about polygamous Mormons can they have a civil union with all 14 wives?

    41. Why does everyone look so surprised when I tell him or her I have full custody of my kids?

    They probably look surprised because men almost never get full custody of their kids in an Indiana divorce. Full custody is usually only granted to a father when the mother has done some serious jail time.

    44. How are politicians so wealthy?

    Most politicians acquire their wealth before coming into office. If a person becomes wealthy while in office, it is likely they did so dishonestly. Your question should probably be â??why is it that only people of wealth are attracted to run for officeâ?? The answer would be, because working class people are to busy earning a living to run for office.

    46. If weâ??re at war, how can the oil industry continue to get record profits? Isnâ??t that price gouging?

    Oil prices are set by supply and demand. Software companies make record profits too, is that price gouging? Price fixing leads to shortages, hoarding and black market trading.

    50. Why canâ??t politicians be fired?

    They can be, they can loose in an election. The California recall election, took this to a new level.

    51. How come Indiana switched time zones and still has some counties in other ones?

    As far as I can tell, Indiana time zone hopping has to do with a psychological inferiority complex Hoosiers seem to possess. The whole affair made no sense to me.

    54. Isnâ??t the stock market gambling?

    I suppose it is gambling, but even crossing the street is a gamble in a certain form. I think it is distinguished from gaming because it is not tied to entertainment.

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    55. Why do I have to go to a bar to get a date? Donâ??t any single women hang out at Borders?

    I hear single women ask this same question. I am guessing that the problem you are having has less to do where your looking, so much as who your looking for. I would imagine that you meet single women in borders quite often but they are not the women you are looking for.

    56. Why donâ??t Starbucks and Borders have Ladies Night?

    I think ladies night refers to lack of a cover charge for women. Since Starbucks doesnâ??t charge you to get in, I donâ??t see how this would apply. People go to bars to hook up because alcohol lowers social inhibitions, and because dancing is some sort of weird foreplay.

    57. Why arenâ??t there more door-to-door services? (Example: dry-cleaning)

    Indianapolis does have a door-to-door dry-cleaning service. There are not more of these businesses because they are more expensive and generally only service north side homes.

    60. Why does France have more nuclear power plants than the United States?

    I believe there are several reasons for this. The main one is mostly due to a lack of French coal. Of the worlds developed nations, only France and Japan lack significant amounts of coal to produce electricity. Japan is somewhat Atom phobic for obvious reasons.

    61. Why canâ??t we ship nuclear waste out to space?

    Space shuttles on occasion explode it the atmosphere.

    62. Why is hemp illegal? It grows faster than trees, is stronger, and isnâ??t a drug.

    I didnâ??t know industrial hemp was illegal. I seem to remember hemp clothing being fashionable a few years back, I think the whole industrial hemp is illegal thing is an urban myth.

    64. How come things are so expensive at a convenience store? It would be more convenient if I didnâ??t pay so much.

    You are paying for the convenience of having the store closer to your home.

    65. Why do we scream about the price of gas but we pay $3.50 for a Grande Mocha at Starbucks. (Mmmmmm.)

    I bike to work and tend to drink water. I am guessing that people are bothered by the fact that the price of gasoline is in flux daily and they donâ??t understand why.

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    26. Because not everything can be available at Starbucks. (yet)

    50. Because they’re non-inflammable robots.

    48. The blog mob!

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